Reading things like this raises two questions.
1. Why doesn't shit like this ever happen to me? I mean it's romantic as hell... kind of insane... but still.
2. How did I manage to miss all the hot oral sex at Motherfucker? I really need to drink less.
1. Why doesn't shit like this ever happen to me? I mean it's romantic as hell... kind of insane... but still.
2. How did I manage to miss all the hot oral sex at Motherfucker? I really need to drink less.