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how much morphine does a woman need to be on...

to name her daughter Apple? Well that's what Gwyneth Paltrow did with her husband Chris Martin apparently.

So it's... Apple Blythe Alison Martin. or Apple Martin. You might as well throw an "i" on the end and make it an Apple Martini. Celebrities are so retarded.

Reading Levels: Ages 9-12

mid-90s Manchester to modern day Manhattan

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