kids suck anyways

Last night on the OC, Teresa told Marissa that she couldn't eat sushi or drink alcohol and from this Marissa deduced that she was pregnant. After hearing this, my roommate registered the look of horror on my face.

"You can't eat sushi when you're pregnant?" I said. "I'm never having kids."
"You know how they ask you if you want to hold the baby after it's born?" my roommate replied. "You're going to be like no, pass the chopsticks!"